Funny shayari
Posted by Funny Shayari In Hindi
Mat Kar Mere Dost Haseena Se Mohabbat, Wo To Aankhon Se Waar Karti Hain.
Maine Teri Wali Ki Aankhon Me Dekha Hai, Wo To Mujh Se Bhi Pyar Karti Hai.
Jise koyal samjha wo kauwa nikla,
Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo rokte the humein sharab peene se,
Aaj unhein ki jeb mein pauwa nikla .
Laila ki shaadi me ek lafda hogaya,
Majnu itna nacha ki langda hogaya .
Mere pyaar ki bewafaai ka inaam de gai ,
Mere dil ko apne yaadon ka paigam de gai,
Maine kaha mere dil me dard hain tere bina,
To wo jate jate "JhanduBam" degai .
Jawani ke din chamkile hogaye,
Husn ke tevar nukile hogaye,
Hum izzhar karne me rah gaye,
Udhar unke hath pile hogaye.
Ae dost vhiskee ko kafan mein baandh la,
Kabr mein baith kar piya karenge,
In ladakiyo se mila hai dhokha,
Chudailon se seting kiya karenge.
Ek bewafaa ki yaad mein hum kuch khaas hogaye ,
Pahlee hum lota the par ab gilas hogaye .
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
Maine propose kia SMS se,
Kambakth woh uski shaadi tak pending tha.
Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai,
Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai,
TATA namak istemal karo
Kyun ki tum me IODINE ki kami hai.
Julphon Me Phoolon Ko Saja Kar Aayee,
Chehre Se Dupatta Utha Kee Aayee,
Kisi Ne Pucha Ki Kitni Khubsurat Lag Rahi Ho,
Hamne Kaha Shayad Aaj Naha Kar Aayee.
Jab hum unke ghar gaye ..
kahne dil se dil laga lo,
Unki maa ne khola darwaja ..
Hum ghabara ke bole , Aunty bachho ko poliyo drop pilwalo .
